Dad. You amaze me.

Dad: What you doing?
Me: Watching Holy Musical B@man
Dad: Aw, turn that off, I have heard to much of Rogues are We. Don't want to come home and hear that. Your brother says, "I want to be somebody's body, somebody who could be my body back."
Me: Fine, I will go read.
Dad: Don't read Hunger games, Katniss doesn't want you reading her story again.
Me: Fine.
Dad: No Harry Potter either he said you have become obsessed with him.
Me: What are you? The fictional character whisperer?
Dad: Yeah, Bella is thinking about some suicidal thing again, while that Tris chick is trying not to bone that Four dude. Unlike Jace and Clary who try but always have something in the way. Btw, some of the glee songs you buy suck. Also Supernatural is like Buffy the Vampire slayer but better with dudes.
Me: Dad when did you learn all this stuff?
Dad: I told you I am the fictional character whisperer.