Me: Wakes up from nap covered in glitter - What the hell?
Sister: - giggles - VAMPIRE
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Sister: Honey Badger don't give a shit
Me: - throws pillow at her -
Sister: Muggle Weapons - scoffs -
Me: MOM
Sister: runs away - I am going to Pigfarts, on mars
Me: - Dumbfounded -